I’ll be in Miami for Art Basel for nearly a week, and there will be a crapload of parties, so I need a lot of outfits. None of them, unfortunately, will be exactly this one. No, alas, this one is a bit of a fantasy (purchasing any of the high-ticket items would be hazardous to my marriage). But one of my outfits may be similar to this one! It would be easy enough to re-create this look with less-expensive pieces. Don’t tell anyone but I was at Forever 21 today, and copious amounts of sequins were in attendance, and everything was practically free. For the record, I’m extremely ambivalent about the made in China, fast fashion phenomenon. But when an $18 sequin dress winks at you and says, “put me on” in that seductive sparkly manner, it’s extremely difficult for a girl to say no.