Does this hat scream ’70s chic? Does Diane Keaton favor a men’s suit? Did Farrah have the best feathered hair ever? Is David Bowie a disco glam glitter god? I think you get the picture. Alas, this lovely specimen, available at Kirna Zabete for $1,725, will set you back a good part of your monthly mortgage. And while I love both KZ and everything Lanvin, the price falls somewhat outside my monthly clothing budget. If you’re in the same boat, American Apparel has one at tiny fraction ($38) of the price. It might be made of paper instead of “brushed furfelt capeline,” but it comes in a zillion colors!