Because fanny pack means something else entirely in the motherland. I’m not embarrassed to tell you I had one in the 80s. It was convenient. My hands were free and the things I needed were readily available. It was like a Baby Bjorn for my wallet and Lip Smacker. So I’m very seduced by this faux fur bum pack on sale at ASOS for just $28. One could be handsfree without going bagless like Ms. Alt. Chic and handy or furry and nerdy?